Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home
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Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney Morning Herald journalist has this morning been rushed to hospital after his neighbour, Valerie Trickett, informed him that her 21 year…

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"Wow This Is Literally The Best Door Ever Invented Put It On My Home Now!" Says Sunshine Coast Man — The Betoota Advocate
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“Wow This Is Literally The Best Door Ever Invented Put It On My Home Now!” Says Sunshine Coast Man — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from Queensland’s Amalfi Coast has been blown away by the number of options he has for his…

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"You Know, I Don't Mind This New Peter Dutton," Says Local Couple Immediately After Buying Home — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Know, I Don’t Mind This New Peter Dutton,” Says Local Couple Immediately After Buying Home — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After living rent-free with his parents for two years, Bowen Niles and his fiance-of-five-years Heidi Nichols have been able…

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"Stop Drinking It!" Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain't Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
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“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra…

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Clarke Gayford Says 'Churrr Australia' For Letting Him Ride Home In Cargo Hold Of Albo's RAAF Jet — The Betoota Advocate
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Clarke Gayford Says ‘Churrr Australia’ For Letting Him Ride Home In Cargo Hold Of Albo’s RAAF Jet — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The polite and pensive gentleman who’s married to New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has thanked Australia for letting…

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Colleague That Arrived Home From Europe Without A Ring A Little Edgy This Week — The Betoota Advocate
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Colleague That Arrived Home From Europe Without A Ring A Little Edgy This Week — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A city office is on high alert this week, as workers attempt to avoid a furious colleague whose idyllic European holiday…

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"We Have These Back Home, They're Called KittyCats" Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate
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“We Have These Back Home, They’re Called KittyCats” Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane man Devon Donnelley was listening intently to the two gentlemen piloting the Traghetto across the Grand Canal in…

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Middle Manager Who Dropped $800 On Standing Desk For Home Office Gets Out Of Bed For Zoom Call — The Betoota Advocate
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Middle Manager Who Dropped $800 On Standing Desk For Home Office Gets Out Of Bed For Zoom Call — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An ambitious middle manager with a sparkling LinkedIn profile is being applauded today, for rolling out of bed to join a…

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Scotty And Dommy Share A Nod In The Tokyo Qantas Club Knowing They're Both Hiding From Shit Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty And Dommy Share A Nod In The Tokyo Qantas Club Knowing They’re Both Hiding From Shit Back Home — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is missing the first day of the new parliament today because he’s on his way…

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Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The entrepreneurial spirit is alive in some sense in the newly developed West Betoota Shrublands housing precinct. Local millennial Baden Podovic is the…

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