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Irishman Calling Home Spends Morning Commute Updating Tram Carriage On His Christmas Plans — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An Irish expat living in Coogee Country has been condemned this morning for treating his tram carriage like it’s his personal…
It’s Coming Home — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Leichhardt, Balmain, Concord, Campbeltown and Ashfield – football is coming home. That’s right, football is returning to it’s…
Housing Crisis Deepens As Nation’s Boomers Call On Government To Criminalise Broke Adult Children Moving Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact NIMBYISM has taken on a deeper meaning today after the Nation’s property moguls decided it also applies to their one asset that never…
Ageing Kiwi Struggles To Describe What It Was Like When ‘Not Many’ First Hit The Clubs Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This month marks 20 years since hip hop music first left the United States Of America, as Kiwis right around the world…
Teacher Has Suspiciously School Like Chairs At Home — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local PE teacher Gerry Gillespe (52) has reminded his friends he has a nice livable amount of breaks every year by inviting some…
Money Made From Cooking Meth In Shenzen Now In Boomer’s Pocket After Selling The Family Home For $3m — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described wise old bastard from our town’s leafiest enclave has described the sale of his four-bedroom home as…
Bob Katter Says If You Want His Opinion On An Indigenous Voice, Well The Fact Of The Matter Is That It’s Not Likely We’ll Ever See Anything Quite Like Christine Anu Ever Again I Mean Wasn’t She Just Spectacular? And Look I Know That’s A Pretty Crowded Field, Namely The Likes Of Lionel Rose, Jessica Mauboy, Seaman Dan, Shakaya And Of Course Dan Sultan But If I’m Honest There Was Just Something So Electrifying About That Torres Strait Islander Girl On Stage At The 2000 Olympics Closing Ceremony Belting Out ‘My Island Home’ It Really Was Just The Right Time, Right Place And There Was A Static Atmosphere Off The Back Off Her Fellow North Queensland Sister Cathy Freeman Winning Gold With Both Flags Over Her Shoulders Look It Was 22 Years Ago And I Remember It Like It Was Yesterday, I Was Lucky Enough To Be There In Homebush Watching Actually, It Was A Moment So Special That I Momentarily Forgot Those Bastards From The IOC Had Sat Me Next To That Treasonous Free-Marketeer Paul Keating Who Most Probably Thought The Song Was Dedicated To Him Because He Visited Redfern Once And No I Didn’t Come Down In The Last Shower I Am Well Aware That Christine’s ARIA-Nominated 1995 Single Was Actually A Cover Of The Warumpi Band But Ya See, And Not Many People Know This, She Actually Started Her Career As A Back Up Singer For Neil Murray, Who Was A White Boy That Co-Wrote That Song With His Black Brothers From The Top End, And That’s What Makes This Indigenous Voice So Special Because This Is What’s It’s All About At The End Of The Day, Getting To Blackfellas Share Knowledge And Insights With Whitefellas, And Then Creating A System Where We Can Pass It On To The Next Generation Of All Colours, Because That’s Where The Magic Happens, That’s When We See Results And That’s When We Fill Stadiums Of Crying Patriots Who Are Equipped To Interrogate Our Complicated History And Heal As One… But As For Albanese’s Referendum, I’m Not Sure How I’ll Be Voting Yet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ahead of Bob Katter’s long-awaited appearance on the ABC’s Q&A to discuss the Indigenous Voice to Parliament, the humble Member For Kennedy…
Bloke Working From Home Takes Third Shower Before Lunch — The Betoota Advocate
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact Nathaniel Hicks (28), a public servant who has worked from home for the last 2 years, has broken new ground by having his…
Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts. Philjop Jopery (32) did everything…
Home Birthed Kid To Attend Home School, Home University, Home Life — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The first chapter in what will kind of be a lifetime started today as couple Lentil & Lettuce Jones welcomed their baby girl…