Tag: Holds
‘What The Fuck Is Wrong With You’ Says Woman After Seeing How Her Boyfriend Holds His Books — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she turns her head to lovingly gaze at her boyfriend, local woman Willow Elsher [26] is hit with her first ever ‘ick.’…
Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like a milky King Midas being punished for his own greed, local Betootan Ravi Coulson (30) is battling with a hit of lactose…
Home Alone Holds Up — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Now that we are in a time when even cynical people can agree it’s OK to do Christmasy stuff, TV owners are in…
Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The critical shortage of teachers in this country has come as a shock to many around the country. From…
Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A student at the South Betoota Polytechic has given her jaw a workout for the ages today, it can be confirmed. With her…
Local Girl Holds Back Tears As Hairdresser Mistakes ‘Below The Shoulders’ For The Lord Farquaad — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at herself in the salon mirror as she wonders if she’s always been this ugly, Louisa Flynn [25] finds her reverie briefly…