‘What The Fuck Is Wrong With You’ Says Woman After Seeing How Her Boyfriend Holds His Books — The Betoota Advocate
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‘What The Fuck Is Wrong With You’ Says Woman After Seeing How Her Boyfriend Holds His Books — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she turns her head to lovingly gaze at her boyfriend, local woman Willow Elsher [26] is hit with her first ever ‘ick.’…

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Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For — The Betoota Advocate
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Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like a milky King Midas being punished for his own greed, local Betootan Ravi Coulson (30) is battling with a hit of lactose…

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Home Alone Holds Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Home Alone Holds Up — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Now that we are in a time when even cynical people can agree it’s OK to do Christmasy stuff, TV owners are in…

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Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The critical shortage of teachers in this country has come as a shock to many around the country. From…

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Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes — The Betoota Advocate
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Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A student at the South Betoota Polytechic has given her jaw a workout for the ages today, it can be confirmed. With her…

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Local Girl Holds Back Tears As Hairdresser Mistakes ‘Below The Shoulders’ For The Lord Farquaad — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Holds Back Tears As Hairdresser Mistakes ‘Below The Shoulders’ For The Lord Farquaad — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at herself in the salon mirror as she wonders if she’s always been this ugly, Louisa Flynn [25] finds her reverie briefly…

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