“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat — The Betoota Advocate
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“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unfortunate hostage situation is unfolding on the streets of Betoota Mall today after a local man decided he’d try out…

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Old Video Game Really Holding Up After A Few Cones — The Betoota Advocate
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Old Video Game Really Holding Up After A Few Cones — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Since beginning a new chapter as a recently single man, Steven Pyne (46) is enjoying the simple things in life whether they be…

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Company Posts Record Profits While CEO Tells Workers ‘Slow Economy’ Is Holding Wage Growth Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Company Posts Record Profits While CEO Tells Workers ‘Slow Economy’ Is Holding Wage Growth Back — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A box company’s entire factory workforce has considered mutiny today after CEO Glen Jenson explained the ‘slow economy’ was keeping their wages down….

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