Tag: Hit
Couple Straight Back Into It After First Baby Fails To Hit 100 Likes — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact New parents Leah and James Finbar state they are immediately trying for a second child after the birth announcement of…
Ageing Kiwi Struggles To Describe What It Was Like When ‘Not Many’ First Hit The Clubs Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This month marks 20 years since hip hop music first left the United States Of America, as Kiwis right around the world…
Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor has decided to drill himself further into a pre-diabetic coma this morning as he enjoys one last chunk…
Local Woman Hit With Overwhelming Urge To Reorganise Room Furniture In The Middle Of The Night — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With her thirtieth birthday only a month away, local woman Camille Delacroix is finding herself getting into the ‘interior decorating’ phase of adulthood….
Metalheads Almost Hit It Off Before Realising They Have Slightly Different Views On A Particular Era — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A new friendship came within a shred of happening today as two metalheads got to know each other a little bit. Hanging out…
Metalheads Almost Hit It Off Before Realising They Have Slightly Views On A Particular Era — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A new friendship came within a shred of happening today as two metalheads got to know each other a little bit. Hanging out…
Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Parramatta Eels icon Nathan Hindmarsh has today spat the dummy, after being denied a hero’s welcome at his old club. The 49-year-old…
Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself in a bit of a moral conundrum today, after yet another one of her ex’s mates messaged…
Mate Avoiding Pub in July Asks GroupChat Who Wants To Hit Up Indoor Mini-Golf — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke’s offer of non-alcoholic related socialising has been left on read this afternoon, after hitting up his mates for…
Hollywood Producers Decide To Just Reboot Another Bromance Themed 1980s Smash Hit — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that the age of spandex is well and truly back, Hollywood producers have been rushing to reboot bromance themed 1980s hits, which…