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“There’s Too Many Migrants!” Says Patriot Who Reckons He’s Above Working Certain Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young fella just looking for a place to rest his head at night is crestfallen today after yet…
Petrol Prices Make Man Feel Young Again As He’s Forced To Ask Passengers For Cash — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It’s been precious seconds since you’ve read something about ‘the rising cost of living’ but here’s another for you to be sad about…
Queensland Dad Glued To New Wayne Bennett Documentary Like He’s Watching A Denzel Movie — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Queensland dad, who isn’t really that into footy, has spent the last 12 hours in contemplated silence – after finally getting a…
Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota man Jimmy Granger (39) has learnt that he has officially left his youth behind after catching himself casually nodding along to some…
Gold Logie Winner Tom Gleeson Reveals He’s The Person Behind The $544 Million Super Account — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery has been solved! After days and days of speculation, the nation finally has an answer to the superannuation question that everyone…
Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his mates. The reasonably well liked without being…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he’s willing to take in order to kill the inflation…
“Oh Great” Sighs Pell After Learning That He’s Bunking With Vlad The Impaler For Eternity — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Catholic Church heavyweights, Murdoch media goons and the least PR-savy members of the Liberal Party begin preparations to send off…
Man Not Sure If He’s Sleep Deprived Or Bandit Just Made An Extremely Off-Colour Joke About Identity Politics — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young father from our town’s Heights district found himself watching Bluey this morning at 4:37am and as he…
Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being given the opportunity to truck the nut up…