Plastic Cowboy Hat Importer Buys Qantas Business Flights To Europe After Harry Styles Season — The Betoota Advocate
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Plastic Cowboy Hat Importer Buys Qantas Business Flights To Europe After Harry Styles Season — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The owner of a Betoota knick-knack store will be treating himself to a European holiday this year after his business made…

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Mate Trying To Delve Into Deeply Personal Topics At Pub Gets Roasted With "Righto Prince Harry" — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Trying To Delve Into Deeply Personal Topics At Pub Gets Roasted With “Righto Prince Harry” — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The habit Australian males have of hiding their emotions and grievances behind a wall of stoicism has been greatly reinforced this week, after…

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Newest Generation Of Outlaw Bikies All Grew Up Reading Harry Potter — The Betoota Advocate
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Newest Generation Of Outlaw Bikies All Grew Up Reading Harry Potter — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey by The Australian Youth Literacy Foundation has found that a majority of the nation’s under 40s have read at least…

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Media Vultures Furious Harry And William Didn't Break Into Fistfight Behind Grandma's Coffin — The Betoota Advocate
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Media Vultures Furious Harry And William Didn’t Break Into Fistfight Behind Grandma’s Coffin — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a shocking development from the United Kingdom this morning, a pair of brothers mourning their grandmother have today failed to punch each…

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Former Defence Minister Chris Pyne Says Things Are Absolutely Fine Between Him And Harry Styles — The Betoota Advocate
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Former Defence Minister Chris Pyne Says Things Are Absolutely Fine Between Him And Harry Styles — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian Defence Minister Christopher Pyne has today officially denied any rumours surrounding tabloid media’s obsession with an alleged falling out between himself…

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Bloke Who Fibbed To Date About Mutual Love For Harry Potter Watches Quick Recap on YouTube — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Who Fibbed To Date About Mutual Love For Harry Potter Watches Quick Recap on YouTube — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is conducting a crash course in Hogwarts history this evening, as he attempts to keep conversation flowing on…

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