Tag: Guy
Guy Wearing Crocs And Cargo Shorts Signs Off Email With “Sayonara” — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A Perth local has today surprised himself by taking another bold step towards “freedom from the system” Jameson Cliff, a self proclaimed…
Office Basketball Guy Has Had Phone On Landscape Mode For Like 6 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is coming up for air, it can be confirmed this afternoon. Michael Lane a young lawyer from our town’s aspirational…
Improv Guy Who Randomly Makes Weird Noises Reportedly Quite Keen For New Aunty Donna TV Show — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An eccentric local office joker has today confirmed to The Advocate that he’s eagerly counting down until this evening. Luke Crowe (29) from…
Profile That Reads ‘Something Casual’ And ‘Want Kids Someday’ Simply A Good Guy That Wants A Root! — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Betoota Ponds bloke Mitchell Ellis [34] is on the lookout for a root, he still wants the ladies to know he’s a…
Group Of Asian Friends Has Random White Guy Who Seems To Know Everything About Every Meal And Every Pop Band To Come Out Of Asia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gweilo, Jeremy Eggman has once again blown away his greater social circle with his bizarre artillery of facts about their own…
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world. …
Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate free love this evening, by allowing himself…
2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a completely new way to sound smart while also avoiding…
Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content…
Bloke Calling Out How Pathetic Mainstream Journalism Is These Days Somehow The Bad Guy — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prince Harry is under fire this week for pointing out that mainstream journalism is largely done to a poor…