Guy Wearing Crocs And Cargo Shorts Signs Off Email With "Sayonara" — The Betoota Advocate
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Guy Wearing Crocs And Cargo Shorts Signs Off Email With “Sayonara” — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A Perth local has today surprised himself by taking another bold step towards “freedom from the system” Jameson Cliff, a self proclaimed…

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Office Basketball Guy Has Had Phone On Landscape Mode For Like 6 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
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Office Basketball Guy Has Had Phone On Landscape Mode For Like 6 Hours — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is coming up for air, it can be confirmed this afternoon. Michael Lane a young lawyer from our town’s aspirational…

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Improv Guy Who Randomly Makes Weird Noises Reportedly Quite Keen For New Aunty Donna TV Show — The Betoota Advocate
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Improv Guy Who Randomly Makes Weird Noises Reportedly Quite Keen For New Aunty Donna TV Show — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An eccentric local office joker has today confirmed to The Advocate that he’s eagerly counting down until this evening. Luke Crowe (29) from…

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Profile That Reads ‘Something Casual’ And ‘Want Kids Someday’ Simply A Good Guy That Wants A Root! — The Betoota Advocate
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Profile That Reads ‘Something Casual’ And ‘Want Kids Someday’ Simply A Good Guy That Wants A Root! — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Betoota Ponds bloke Mitchell Ellis [34] is on the lookout for a root, he still wants the ladies to know he’s a…

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Group Of Asian Friends Has Random White Guy Who Seems To Know Everything About Every Meal And Every Pop Band To Come Out Of Asia
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Group Of Asian Friends Has Random White Guy Who Seems To Know Everything About Every Meal And Every Pop Band To Come Out Of Asia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gweilo, Jeremy Eggman has once again blown away his greater social circle with his bizarre artillery of facts about their own…

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Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
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Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world. …

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Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha — The Betoota Advocate
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Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate free love this evening, by allowing himself…

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2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy — The Betoota Advocate
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2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a completely new way to sound smart while also avoiding…

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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate
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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content…

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Bloke Calling Out How Pathetic Mainstream Journalism Is These Days Somehow The Bad Guy — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Calling Out How Pathetic Mainstream Journalism Is These Days Somehow The Bad Guy — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prince Harry is under fire this week for pointing out that mainstream journalism is largely done to a poor…

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