"I Guess There Is A Man Drought" Says Married Bloke Looking At His Mates Through Critical Lens — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Guess There Is A Man Drought” Says Married Bloke Looking At His Mates Through Critical Lens — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has finally seen the light today, it can be confirmed. After months of trying to explain the concept of a…

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"I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today" Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard’s cat eating a bird, something he…

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City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price — The Betoota Advocate
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City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A pair of cosmopolitan city-slickers from Betoota’s famed French Quarter have blown into a one-horse town somewhere out in the middle of nowhere…

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