Tag: Group
Entire Train Carriage Treated To Depraved Group Chat Voice Messages — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In proof that some people do not feel the shame they deserve, local pest Mario ‘Muzza’ Lombardo (22) listened to three days worth…
Group Of Women Let Out A Delighted Squeal After Discovering They’ve All Synced Up — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of women have today found themselves finding joy in small things after discovering they were all on the blob at the…
High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A teacher at Betoota Heights secondary college is today dealing with a rapidly escalating situation. The Maths/IT teacher at the local high school…
Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…
Bottle Shop Man Looks Blankly At Dishevelled Group Of Uni Students Asking For Some “Double Lemons” — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights bottle shop employee has raised the hairy caterpillars that sit above his eyes today, after fielding a left field question…
Novice Investor Becomes Group Chat’s Warren Buffett After Tipping 1 Good Stock Out Of 100 — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A novice investor, Mr Evan Flynn Barr (36), has changed his Investment Group Chat name to @Oracle today after one of his wild…
Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sharing a plate of nachos not only helps to take the edge off hunger but it also provides the perfect avenue to conduct…
Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad Turren Ermine (44) has reportedly begun taking…
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…
Manly Players To Celebrate Night Off With Pokies Session Followed By Some Coked Up Group Sex — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The time-rich group of Manly Sea Eagles has today revealed to The Betoota Advocate how they plan to spend their Thursday night. The…