Entire Train Carriage Treated To Depraved Group Chat Voice Messages — The Betoota Advocate
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Entire Train Carriage Treated To Depraved Group Chat Voice Messages — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In proof that some people do not feel the shame they deserve, local pest Mario ‘Muzza’ Lombardo (22) listened to three days worth…

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Group Of Women Let Out A Delighted Squeal After Discovering They’ve All Synced Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Of Women Let Out A Delighted Squeal After Discovering They’ve All Synced Up — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of women have today found themselves finding joy in small things after discovering they were all on the blob at the…

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High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account — The Betoota Advocate
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High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A teacher at Betoota Heights secondary college is today dealing with a rapidly escalating situation. The Maths/IT teacher at the local high school…

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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn't Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…

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Bottle Shop Man Looks Blankly At Dishevelled Group Of Uni Students Asking For Some "Double Lemons" — The Betoota Advocate
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Bottle Shop Man Looks Blankly At Dishevelled Group Of Uni Students Asking For Some “Double Lemons” — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights bottle shop employee has raised the hairy caterpillars that sit above his eyes today, after fielding a left field question…

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Novice Investor Becomes Group Chat’s Warren Buffett After Tipping 1 Good Stock Out Of 100 — The Betoota Advocate
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Novice Investor Becomes Group Chat’s Warren Buffett After Tipping 1 Good Stock Out Of 100 — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A novice investor, Mr Evan Flynn Barr (36), has changed his Investment Group Chat name to @Oracle today after one of his wild…

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Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sharing a plate of nachos not only helps to take the edge off hunger but it also provides the perfect avenue to conduct…

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Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously — The Betoota Advocate
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Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad Turren Ermine (44) has reportedly begun taking…

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Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
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Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…

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Manly Players To Celebrate Night Off With Pokies Session Followed By Some Coked Up Group Sex — The Betoota Advocate
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Manly Players To Celebrate Night Off With Pokies Session Followed By Some Coked Up Group Sex — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The time-rich group of Manly Sea Eagles has today revealed to The Betoota Advocate how they plan to spend their Thursday night. The…

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