Tag: Great
Pell Mourners Want Some Respect Because They’re Burying A Great Pedo Protector Today — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old cunt from Sydney has asked protestors at St Mary’s Cathedral to “show some respect” today because they’re…
“Oh Great” Sighs Pell After Learning That He’s Bunking With Vlad The Impaler For Eternity — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Catholic Church heavyweights, Murdoch media goons and the least PR-savy members of the Liberal Party begin preparations to send off…
Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden told reporters in Washington this morning that he got the full Bali experience while he…
Man Halfway Through His Great Australian Novel Disheartened To Learn Bugalugs Bum Thief Already Exists — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Aspiring writer Mick McHannon (34) formerly of the Betoota Flight Path, district reckons he has never asked for much just the respect and…
Sydney Records Wettest Year Since Leo Was In Town Filming Great Gatsby — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Sydney cops yet another day of soggy weather courtesy of La Niña, many people have braced themselves for a slow and steamy…
Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Scott Wilton and Samantha Mason are not in the fucking mood for it today, it can be confirmed. The cause…