Pell Mourners Want Some Respect Because They're Burying A Great Pedo Protector Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Pell Mourners Want Some Respect Because They’re Burying A Great Pedo Protector Today — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old cunt from Sydney has asked protestors at St Mary’s Cathedral to “show some respect” today because they’re…

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"Oh Great" Sighs Pell After Learning That He's Bunking With Vlad The Impaler For Eternity — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oh Great” Sighs Pell After Learning That He’s Bunking With Vlad The Impaler For Eternity — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Catholic Church heavyweights, Murdoch media goons and the least PR-savy members of the Liberal Party begin preparations to send off…

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Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate
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Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden told reporters in Washington this morning that he got the full Bali experience while he…

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Man Halfway Through His Great Australian Novel Disheartened To Learn Bugalugs Bum Thief Already Exists — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Halfway Through His Great Australian Novel Disheartened To Learn Bugalugs Bum Thief Already Exists — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Aspiring writer Mick McHannon (34) formerly of the Betoota Flight Path, district reckons he has never asked for much just the respect and…

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Sydney Records Wettest Year Since Leo Was In Town Filming Great Gatsby — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Records Wettest Year Since Leo Was In Town Filming Great Gatsby — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Sydney cops yet another day of soggy weather courtesy of La Niña, many people have braced themselves for a slow and steamy…

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Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Scott Wilton and Samantha Mason are not in the fucking mood for it today, it can be confirmed. The cause…

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