Tag: Government
Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of both primary and high school teachers fleeing education…
Futuristic Power Plant That Converts Homeless People Into Green Energy Attracts Government Attention — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Federal Government looks to help ease the national housing crisis and achieve net zero by 2030, a…
“It’s Exactly Like My 9 To 5” Says Government Employee Binge Watching Entire Series Of Utopia — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The reverential Logie Award-winning Australian comedy series, Utopia, has hit a little too close to home today for full-time indentured public servant, Callan…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying to figure things out. Despite being in…
Liberals Criticise Government For Not Including Even A Few Billion For Pointless Carparks In Budget — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Shadow Treasurer has today let the country know that he is NOT a fan of what the Labor Government are serving…
QLD Government Cover South Bank With Cotton Farms To Prevent Further Flooding In 3rd La Nina — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Both the Queensland Government and Brisbane City Council are preparing for the 3rd La Ninã weather system, which is expected to cause widespread…
Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as he gorges himself on the post Grand…
Government Promises To Fast-Track Disaster Payments For 2019 Bushfire Victims As Soon As 10-Year Review Is Completed — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT “Time is of the essence!” yelled a nameless politician who is in charge of organising disaster payments to the victims of the 2019…
Extremely Cost Effective And Successful Government App Retired After Identifying 16th Case — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The government is under fire today, after a senseless decision to shut down one of the most successful public health policies in recent…