NIMBY Richmond Shitebags Want Drug Users To Die In The Park Like The Good Old Days — The Betoota Advocate
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NIMBY Richmond Shitebags Want Drug Users To Die In The Park Like The Good Old Days — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of Kooyong downsizers that moved into Richmond a few years ago are appalled at the Victorian Government’s…

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"It's Just Not A Good Look" Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell's Funeral — The Betoota Advocate
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“It’s Just Not A Good Look” Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell’s Funeral — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has today explained to The Advocate his frustration with the new government. Speaking to us from the coffee…

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At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot — The Betoota Advocate
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At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fanfare and novelty of an American sporting event begins to wear off at the Betoota French Quarter’s favourite sportsbar ‘WINGS’ –…

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Grumpy Lefty Rather Frustrated By These Aboriginal Women Who Don't Understand Whats Good For Them — The Betoota Advocate
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Grumpy Lefty Rather Frustrated By These Aboriginal Women Who Don’t Understand Whats Good For Them — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens Party have today taken a substantial backwards slide in their efforts to no longer be recognised as the party for…

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ClubsNSW Not Doing A Good Job Of Explaining What The Fuck This Blood Money Actually Gets Spent On — The Betoota Advocate
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ClubsNSW Not Doing A Good Job Of Explaining What The Fuck This Blood Money Actually Gets Spent On — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the issue of problem gambling at the centre of the NSW election, it appears that the pro-pokie machine lobby groups are really…

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Retiring Liberal MP Brad Hazzard Offers To Martyr Himself In ClubsNSW Foyer For Greater Good Of State — The Betoota Advocate
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Retiring Liberal MP Brad Hazzard Offers To Martyr Himself In ClubsNSW Foyer For Greater Good Of State — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has had to both thank but distance himself from outgoing Liberal MP Brad Hazzard, who…

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“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Hottest 100 house party is pumping in the French Quarter this afternoon, as a rabble of young revellers tune in…

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Senator Jacinta Price Officially Promoted To 'One Of The Good Ones' By Her Redneck Overlords — The Betoota Advocate
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Senator Jacinta Price Officially Promoted To ‘One Of The Good Ones’ By Her Redneck Overlords — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems there has been enough rain in regional Australia this year for the National Party to delve back into the murky culture…

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Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn't Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might've Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I'll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke - Poor Joh Didn't Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
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Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…

Continue Reading Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
Good Day Ruined By Arrival Of Car Rego — The Betoota Advocate
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Good Day Ruined By Arrival Of Car Rego — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a 23-year-old computer engineering student living away from home, local bloke Dominic Pritchard is financially just holding it together. Unlike…

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