Oh Baby! Random Corner Store Has The Good Old Fashioned Lolly Cabinet — The Betoota Advocate
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Oh Baby! Random Corner Store Has The Good Old Fashioned Lolly Cabinet — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man is this week basking in the success of a huge win. While some may not share the same opinion as…

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Hollywood Cashing In On Bad Movies That Inspire Good Memes — The Betoota Advocate
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Hollywood Cashing In On Bad Movies That Inspire Good Memes — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the aftermath of the spicy cough and the last people who care about the Oscars being ironed-on film students, Hollywood is adopting…

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Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate
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Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A thoughtful local man has this week demonstrated that he has his finger on the pulse. Following a mammoth weekend of being consumed…

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"Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I'll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I'll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn't The First Time I've Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who's Selling Australia Down The River There's A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I'm Done With Them." — The Betoota Advocate
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…

Continue Reading “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
Darker Afternoons Good Enough Reason To Justify Not Going To The Gym — The Betoota Advocate
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Darker Afternoons Good Enough Reason To Justify Not Going To The Gym — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fact that it’s already dark at knock-off is a perfectly good excuse to not exercise on this Monday…

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