Tag: God
Queensland Welcomes Back All The Moronic Southerners Who Like To Play God With Daylight Savings — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This comes as clocks in New South Wales, Victoria, Tasmania and the ACT lost an hour at 3am on Sunday morning, joining the…
Churches Return To 1940s Attendance Levels As Only God Can Save Us Now — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A report has revealed the Australian postcodes where mortgage-holders are under the most financial stress to pay off their homes. It’s estimated that…
Woman Officially Becomes A God Damn Grown Up After Providing Mum With Life Advice — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A shoe was on the other foot today as Betoota woman Kirilee Burb (31) finally became a God damn grown up after providing…
God Confirms Short-Term Rentals Are A Pox On Society He Sent To Show Us What Real Greed Looks Like — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact God has released a statement this morning that outlined what many here on this spinning hellrock have long suspected….
‘God is EVERYTHING Pride Now?’ Mutters Frustrated Boomer Simply Trying To Watch The News — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke from Beaconsfield has today found himself getting royally pissed off, after failing to outrun the rainbow that seemed hellbent on following…
A Luude DnB Remix Of ‘God Defend New Zealand’ — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a recent visit to Canberra, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese presented a gift to his Kiwi counterpart Chrus Haepkuns…
Advice Column | Finding God As A Means To Enhance Your Small Business’ Customer Base — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Is your small business struggling to find new customers? You’re not alone. Many small business owners, including myself, have…
“Please God Let This Year End” Barnaby Says To Himself As He Daydreams About Taking That First Sip Of Ice Cold Tooheys New Down At The Pacific Hotel In Yamba
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A forgotten victim in today’s political games has already checked out mentally, he tells The Advocate, and has turned…
Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying to figure things out. Despite being in…
Why The Hell Does God Hate Melbourne So Much? — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Melbourne is once again nature’s whipping boy this week after streets in the middle of it have flooded, leaving…