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Gerard Whateley Considers Performing Badly This Season To Give Robbo A Chance At The Alf Brown Award — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact AFL 360 is back baby and if you are wondering where that blinding light is coming from, it’s shining right out…
Gay Mate Didn’t Need A Year Worth Of His Data Violated To Know He Needs To Give Dua Lipa A Rest — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Ken Dollrig (28) has today spent 10 minutes analysing perhaps the most unnecessary Spotify Wrapped data of the entire year. In…
Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an inconsequential state election around the corner, Victoria has once against wildly miscalculated the amount of time the rest of the nation…
Political Party Created To Support Workers Consider Radical Plan To Not Give Billionaires Tax Breaks — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian working class continue to battle in the face of comical rent spikes and in impenetrable property market, the pressure is…
Tradie In His Ford Raptor Sincerely Reckons He’ll Give R-Plate Drivers Space And Make ‘Em Feel Safe — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite calling them another name beginning with R, a Betoota Heights tradesperson reckons he’ll give R-plate drivers enough space…
‘Tattoos Are Permanent You Know’ Says Mum To Daughter She Keeps Pressuring To Give Her Grandkids — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today shown she’s gone the religious route, by picking and choosing what the definition of ‘permanent’ is. It’s alleged…
“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The comedians on the board of Australia’s largest airport are in hysterics this morning, after another successful weekend clogging up major…
ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in what might be the most random news of the week, the Australian Capital Territory has agreed to decriminalise small amounts of…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…