Tag: Girls
Jacob Says Interest Rates At A 10 Year High Due To Local Girls Finding Out He Broke Up With Kaylee — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has ruined Christmas for millions, a pre-Christmas interest rate rise has been delivered this morning by The Reserve Bank. This…
Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Slumped over a table at exactly 2:56pm, French Quarter local Kaylee Wattle [26] has officially tapped out of bottomless brunch. Having both the…
Girls Road Trip Impressed By Regional Radio Station’s Selection of So Fresh Hits — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local hens weekend has kicked off like Charlies Angels this morning, as a playlist of classic hits notches up to…
Local Woo Girls Order Their Sexy Underpaid And Overworked Frontline Worker Costumes For Halloween — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s woo girls have been seen raiding costume shops and adult stores en masse this week, as they scramble to get some…
Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT An emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a group of friends attempt to protect their bestie…
Woo Girls Who Got On It A Bit Too Hard Take Turns Having A Massive Sob At 3am Kickons — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of very silly sausages have last weekend flown too close to the sun, which has resulted in a domino effect of…
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…
Local Girl’s Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Taking a glimpse into her bathroom mirror, local woman Tess Thornton knows she’s pushing it a bit by prolonging her hair washing to…
Local Girl’s Excuses For Regularly Blowing Disposable Income Getting Increasingly More Nihilistic — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she brushes her fingers against the fur trim of a Penny Lane style coat, local woman Sharee Phillips braces herself for the…
Woo Girls Evade Suspicion From Bouncer By Leaning Into Gender Stereotype That Women Pee Together — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of woo girls have this weekend expertly evaded the suspicion of a security bouncer, while they undertook some ‘extra curricular’ activities….