Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today learnt the hard way today, that if you find yourself repeatedly typing out your feelings in the notes…

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Local Woo Girl Puzzled As To How Boyfriend Can Just Have An Individual Can Of Beer With His Meal — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woo Girl Puzzled As To How Boyfriend Can Just Have An Individual Can Of Beer With His Meal — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl has this week had to reconsider her relationship with alcohol, after finding herself feeling genuinely perplexed by her boyfriend’s…

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Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Northside Melbourne resident, Ethyl Glenlyon (41), has been overcome with a state of euphoria today. And it isn’t from that cup of cold…

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Local Girl Desperate For A Drink Made To Choose Between Mate Who Picks Fights Or The Drunk Crier — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Desperate For A Drink Made To Choose Between Mate Who Picks Fights Or The Drunk Crier — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Louise Wilson [23] stares down the barrel of a boring weekend, she finds herself making a very difficult decision – to stay…

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“No You Can’t Be All Of Them’ Says Local Girl After Explaining The Concept Of Love Languages To Date — The Betoota Advocate
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“No You Can’t Be All Of Them’ Says Local Girl After Explaining The Concept Of Love Languages To Date — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Finding herself on date number three, local woman Renee Hasting is prepared to dip into a more thorough investigation of the history, hopes,…

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Local Girl Vindicated As Mutual Friend That Always Gave Her Hmmm Vibes Proves To Be A Cunt — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As what might possibly be the most self satisfied smile she’s ever made, local woman Olivia Lennox is practically humming with the vindication….

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Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It's Clearly Carcinogenic — The Betoota Advocate
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Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It’s Clearly Carcinogenic — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Ever since her equally neurotic nonna scared her to death by informing her of the dangers of undercooked chicken, local girl Jamie Lee…

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