Tag: Gas
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy is generated and consumed. Dirty legacy energy fuels such as…
Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself. Following up the…
Australian Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself. Following up the…
Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the nation that they are on top of…
ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of the statements that come their way this…
Tax Dodging Multinational Gas Exporters Somehow Now Providing Even Less Benefit To The Nation — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as one of the most shocking news stories in recent times, some of Australia’s largest energy companies are providing even…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…