Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate
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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the nation that they are on top of…

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ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of the statements that come their way this…

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Tax Dodging Multinational Gas Exporters Somehow Now Providing Even Less Benefit To The Nation — The Betoota Advocate
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Tax Dodging Multinational Gas Exporters Somehow Now Providing Even Less Benefit To The Nation — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as one of the most shocking news stories in recent times, some of Australia’s largest energy companies are providing even…

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"Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I'll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I'll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn't The First Time I've Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who's Selling Australia Down The River There's A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I'm Done With Them." — The Betoota Advocate
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…

Continue Reading “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia's Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…

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