Tag: Funeral
“It’s Just Not A Good Look” Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell’s Funeral — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has today explained to The Advocate his frustration with the new government. Speaking to us from the coffee…
Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today revealed he’s getting tired of repeating himself. Peter Dutton has once again taken to the mainstream media…
Dutton Begins Gruelling Task Of Modernising Liberal Party By Attending Pell’s Funeral — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition Leader has today rolled up his sleeves and set about trying to drag the Liberal Party into the future….
Pell Funeral Procession Accidentally Take Body To Cathedral Instead Of Landfill Where The Cunt Belongs — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW State Government has suffered yet another indignity this morning after the body of disgraced Cardinal George Pell…
Local Bloke Suiting Up For Funeral Rocked After Finding Betting Slips And Stripper Cash In Top Jacket Pocket — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local man preparing to attend a funeral has been rocked this morning, after the blunt realisation that his formal attire might bear…
Buckingham Palace Forgets To Send Funeral Invitation To The Publican At Betoota’s Royal Hotel — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of international dignitaries have today descended upon Britain to honour the life of Queen Elizabeth II. In case you somehow didn’t already…