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We Can Fix This Housing Crisis Immediately If We Start Signing Off On The Rapid Development Of Thousands Of More High-Rise Towers Full Of $750k Studio Apartments In Once Working Class Suburbs Made Up Of Generational Families Who Can’t Afford To Live There Anymore — The Betoota Advocate
BERNARD BEWMER | Common Sense Outrage | CONTACT As someone who fought tooth and nail against the election of Anthony Albanese, even going as far as using my platform…
Plus One On Wedding Table Full Of People She Doesn’t Know Really Ploughing Through The Wines — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman from Betoota Heights is feeling a little sorry for herself today, after a fairly sizeable Saturday night and Sunday morning….
Local Bloke Boosts Immune System For Flu Season By Making Full Mouth Contact On Team Water Bottles — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota Dolphins 4th grader has given his immune system a boost today by bravely sucking on the festering nozzle of…
Pop Relays Full Blown Conspiracy About Joe Biden That Seems To Be Common Knowledge At The Bowlo — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American President Joe Biden is actually a communist who frequently meets with both the Chinese and Russian Presidents to discuss their plans…
“15 Cents For A Plastic Bag?!” Shopper Leaves Full Trolley At Checkout After Forgetting Own Bags — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There’s been a bit of a scene today down in good old Betoota Heights’ notorious South Point shopping centre. The centre’s supermarket, Skinners,…
Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some proper airborne hospitality after low-cost…
Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after mum learnt about it and gave her full…
Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The boys at Betoota Ponds Sports High have today returned to the classroom from big lunch coated in bloody noses and knee grazes,…
Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another term as New Zealand’s prime minister, stating…
Scotty Absolutely Rooted After Putting In A Full 6 Hour Day At The Robodebt Royal Commission — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly booked a two hour massage and king suite at Brisbane’s Calile Hotel this evening, after punching…