Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Herself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Dawn Packham [31] has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough. After having a peaceful and…

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Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Himself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Dawn Packham [31] has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough. After having a peaceful and…

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Coastie Locals Agree To Let Blow-Ins Enjoy Summer Before Making Council Ban These Fucking Marquees — The Betoota Advocate
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Coastie Locals Agree To Let Blow-Ins Enjoy Summer Before Making Council Ban These Fucking Marquees — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A line has been drawn in the sand today, from the South Coast of NSW all the way up past Noosa in Queensland….

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Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
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Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work…

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'Gamble Responsibly' To Be Replaced By 'Feed Your Fucking Kids' Under New Regulations — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Gamble Responsibly’ To Be Replaced By ‘Feed Your Fucking Kids’ Under New Regulations — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the Australian snow season officially wraps. The gambling…

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Are Any Of You Fucking Cowards Going To Address What Happened In Perth This Week? — The Betoota Advocate
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Are Any Of You Fucking Cowards Going To Address What Happened In Perth This Week? — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s political class don’t appear to have much to talk about this week. This is peculiar, given the fact that literally every single…

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"Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I'm Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
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“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…

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Pub With $11 Schooners Could Surely Afford Some Fucking Toilet Seats That Stay Up During A Slash — The Betoota Advocate
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Pub With $11 Schooners Could Surely Afford Some Fucking Toilet Seats That Stay Up During A Slash — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While no longer too concerned about that whole spicy flu, one local Betoota Heights man has today made use of the most reliable…

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Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them — The Betoota Advocate
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Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians who live in really nice suburbs with fairy lights on the main street are now finally being given the opportunity to vote…

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Imagine The Fucking Carry-On If This Bloke Got Flown To London — The Betoota Advocate
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Imagine The Fucking Carry-On If This Bloke Got Flown To London — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After enjoying an official public holiday and a cheeky non-official one to make it a four day weekend, Australians now feel somewhat vindicated…

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