Tag: Fucked
AFL To Commence Fucking Up Investigation Of How They Fucked Up Investigation Of Hawthorn Racism — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact “We fucked up,” was the understated phrase that came from AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan as he fronted a media scrimmage on…
NSW Liberals Starting To Realise How Fucked They Are After Losing Suburbs That Look Like This — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In bad news for an already embattled NSW Liberal Party, The NSW state election result has followed last year’s Federal Election result pretty…
Man Granted Conditional Approval From Bank Of Mum & Dad To Go And Get Fucked — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prospective homebuyer from our town’s north has been laughed at this afternoon by his own parents after he…
Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work…
Local Man Glad To See Airbnb Hasn’t Fucked His Community Too After Seeing Lights On A Week Night — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Returning to his French Quarter townhouse complex last night, local man Maurice MacGinnis said he was pleased to see…
Local Woman’s Bottom Drawer Final Resting Place For Clothes She Couldn’t Be Fucked Sending Back — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she tries on some of the clothes she’s received with her latest ASOS haul, local woman Dimity Bishop [26] is appalled to…
“We Should Build Heaps Of Nuclear Reactors” Says Man Whose Government Fucked Up An Online Census — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week managed to land themselves a few headlines by calling for the Albanese Government to do something they…
“My Phone Battery Is Fucked” Says Mate With ADHD Who Doesn’t Leave The Fucking Thing Alone — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who goes through iPhones quicker than running shoes is today complaining to anybody who’ll listen that…
Census Data Reveals God Leaving This Fucked Planet Has Caused A Steep Decline In Christianity — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Data from last year’s census has revealed a steep dip in the number of Australians leaving Christianity, which many…