NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He's Been — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney’s streets of any immoral behaviour…

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Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election — The Betoota Advocate
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Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an inconsequential state election around the corner, Victoria has once against wildly miscalculated the amount of time the rest of the nation…

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"Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I'm Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
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“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…

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What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Creeps — The Betoota Advocate
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What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Creeps — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 AFL Grand Final kicking off at 2:30pm this Saturday, there couldn’t be a better group of blokes given the opportunity…

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Brisbane Actually Wondering What The Fuck They’ll Do For Ten Years — The Betoota Advocate
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Brisbane Actually Wondering What The Fuck They’ll Do For Ten Years — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a sentence that still feels weird to type even after a good couple of fact checks, last month marked 10 years until…

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Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate
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Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this week decided to take their tributes to…

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Panther’s Fan Not Nervous About Anything, Fuck You — The Betoota Advocate
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Panther’s Fan Not Nervous About Anything, Fuck You — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT NRL finals footy kicks off tomorrow night, meaning half of the nation’s footy fans are absolutely chewing their mouth lining to pieces in…

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Over The Top Parents Urged To Calm The Fuck Down About Book Week — The Betoota Advocate
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Over The Top Parents Urged To Calm The Fuck Down About Book Week — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Emergency services are on stand-by outside The Betoota Base Public School this morning, as the grand finale of the 2022 Book Week gets…

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Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate
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Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to some low level tax fraud. Working late…

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Train Passengers Forced To Smile At Toddler Annoying The Fuck Out Of Them — The Betoota Advocate
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Train Passengers Forced To Smile At Toddler Annoying The Fuck Out Of Them — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Passengers on a Betoota Rail train are unsure how to look at themselves in the mirror now after an incident earlier today. At…

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