Tag: Friend
Local Girl Farewells Life Savings After Best Friend Promotes Her To Maid Of Honour — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the devastating man drought that’s sweeping the nation, as she braces to feel the full economic…
Free Spirited Single Friend Has A ‘Blind Date’ Like It’s The Bloody Nineties — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what may just be her kookiest venture yet, Betootan Odette Brown (29) is going on a ‘blind date’ like it’s the bloody…
Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Soccer fan George La Polosovicski (32) is “beyond pumped” to see the Socceroos play on Saturday night and currently only has tentative…
Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Her Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Does God have a plan for me?” she asked. “Why does he let me suffer? Why is Janine fucking…
British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Makes His First Ever Working Class Friend — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With world leader’s descending on the Indonesian Province of Bali, plenty of news stories have been generated over the last couple of days….
Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota woman is being praised this morning, for helping her best mate launch into a glorious hot girl summer….
Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and…
Loyal Mate Exhales Heavily Before Blindly Reassuring Friend That Her Drunken Antics Weren’t That Bad — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An unswervingly loyal mate has this week tried her darned hardest to reassure their friend that her drunken weekend antics weren’t that bad,…
Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT An emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a group of friends attempt to protect their bestie…
Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sharing a plate of nachos not only helps to take the edge off hunger but it also provides the perfect avenue to conduct…