Local Girl Farewells Life Savings After Best Friend Promotes Her To Maid Of Honour — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Farewells Life Savings After Best Friend Promotes Her To Maid Of Honour — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the devastating man drought that’s sweeping the nation, as she braces to feel the full economic…

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Free Spirited Single Friend Has A 'Blind Date' Like It's The Bloody Nineties — The Betoota Advocate
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Free Spirited Single Friend Has A ‘Blind Date’ Like It’s The Bloody Nineties — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what may just be her kookiest venture yet, Betootan Odette Brown (29) is going on a ‘blind date’ like it’s the bloody…

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Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week — The Betoota Advocate
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Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Soccer fan George La Polosovicski (32) is “beyond pumped” to see the Socceroos play on Saturday night and currently only has tentative…

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Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Her Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Her Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Does God have a plan for me?” she asked. “Why does he let me suffer? Why is Janine fucking…

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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Makes His First Ever Working Class Friend — The Betoota Advocate
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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Makes His First Ever Working Class Friend — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With world leader’s descending on the Indonesian Province of Bali, plenty of news stories have been generated over the last couple of days….

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Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material — The Betoota Advocate
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Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota woman is being praised this morning, for helping her best mate launch into a glorious hot girl summer….

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Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn't Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate
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Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and…

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Loyal Mate Exhales Heavily Before Blindly Reassuring Friend That Her Drunken Antics Weren't That Bad — The Betoota Advocate
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Loyal Mate Exhales Heavily Before Blindly Reassuring Friend That Her Drunken Antics Weren’t That Bad — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An unswervingly loyal mate has this week tried her darned hardest to reassure their friend that her drunken weekend antics weren’t that bad,…

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Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT An emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a group of friends attempt to protect their bestie…

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Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sharing a plate of nachos not only helps to take the edge off hunger but it also provides the perfect avenue to conduct…

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