Public Servant Mate Wondering Why You Can't Just Clock Off At 1pm On A Friday Arvo — The Betoota Advocate
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Public Servant Mate Wondering Why You Can’t Just Clock Off At 1pm On A Friday Arvo — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “What’s fucking wrong with ya?” Those were the words ringing down Angus Bell’s phone line this afternoon. “It’s one o’clock on a Friday…

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Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It's A Sunny Friday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Sunny Friday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that he is young enough to still get blasted on a Friday night, and that the…

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Friday Wedged Between Public Holiday And Weekend Is Kidding Itself — The Betoota Advocate
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Friday Wedged Between Public Holiday And Weekend Is Kidding Itself — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Groans can be heard from city offices, kitchen tables and many couches across the country this morning as the nation’s email…

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New Father Manages To Squeeze Unthinkable Amount Of Schooners Into 4:45-5:30 Friday Arvo Window — The Betoota Advocate
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New Father Manages To Squeeze Unthinkable Amount Of Schooners Into 4:45-5:30 Friday Arvo Window — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a 20-week-old at home and the crushing weight of the first real responsibilities he’s ever experienced, local printer salesman Tyler Burston (38)…

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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate
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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers. Kicking off…

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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…

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"What's For Dinner?" Asks Housemate As If There's Something On The Stove At 8:30PM On Friday Night — The Betoota Advocate
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“What’s For Dinner?” Asks Housemate As If There’s Something On The Stove At 8:30PM On Friday Night — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out the occasional quip as they watch a truly awful action movie, the residents of the 82 Hawthorne street household are enjoying…

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Finance Pig Who Withdraws 300 Bucks At 11pm Every Friday Says Minimum Wage Increase Is Reckless — The Betoota Advocate
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Finance Pig Who Withdraws 300 Bucks At 11pm Every Friday Says Minimum Wage Increase Is Reckless — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s greatest economic minds has today offered his opinion on the biggest news story of the day. Betoota Grove’s Alexander…

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