Tag: Friday
Public Servant Mate Wondering Why You Can’t Just Clock Off At 1pm On A Friday Arvo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “What’s fucking wrong with ya?” Those were the words ringing down Angus Bell’s phone line this afternoon. “It’s one o’clock on a Friday…
Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Sunny Friday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that he is young enough to still get blasted on a Friday night, and that the…
Friday Wedged Between Public Holiday And Weekend Is Kidding Itself — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Groans can be heard from city offices, kitchen tables and many couches across the country this morning as the nation’s email…
New Father Manages To Squeeze Unthinkable Amount Of Schooners Into 4:45-5:30 Friday Arvo Window — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a 20-week-old at home and the crushing weight of the first real responsibilities he’s ever experienced, local printer salesman Tyler Burston (38)…
Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers. Kicking off…
Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…
“What’s For Dinner?” Asks Housemate As If There’s Something On The Stove At 8:30PM On Friday Night — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out the occasional quip as they watch a truly awful action movie, the residents of the 82 Hawthorne street household are enjoying…
Finance Pig Who Withdraws 300 Bucks At 11pm Every Friday Says Minimum Wage Increase Is Reckless — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s greatest economic minds has today offered his opinion on the biggest news story of the day. Betoota Grove’s Alexander…