Tag: Fresh
Div 4 Prop Laughed Back Into The Sheds After Rocking Up To Training With Fresh Foot Canaries — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A seasoned reserve grade prop has dared to dream this afternoon after making his case for a debut in the backline….
P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as local netball Mums scramble to book in…
“Might Start With a Fresh Juice” Says Bloke Before Loading Buffet Plate With Six Forms of Breakfast Meat — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A loyal company man is juicing the most out of a work trip this morning, as he tackles an extravagant breakfast…
Groovy Geography Teacher Styles It Up With Fresh Midnight Oil Shirt For Aus Music T Shirt Day — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A beloved geography teacher is flaunting some charitable threads this morning, as he puts his support behind #AusMusicTShirtDay. Strutting down the…
Girls Road Trip Impressed By Regional Radio Station’s Selection of So Fresh Hits — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local hens weekend has kicked off like Charlies Angels this morning, as a playlist of classic hits notches up to…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
Woman Feeling Extra Smug As Hubby Who Hates ‘All That Fake Shit’ Remarks How Fresh She’s Looking — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left feeling incredibly smug this afternoon, after her husband who’d always been vehemently against cosmetic work failed to…
Coach Fittler Seen Sporting Fresh New Look After Week In Origin Camp With The Penrith Boys — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Interesting images have emerged out of NSW Origin Camp today, with coach Brad Fittler revealing a shock change ahead of Wednesday night’s series…