United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans — The Betoota Advocate
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United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British. Despite ruling the country…

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Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding — The Betoota Advocate
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Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A share-house in South Betoota has today been forced to take drastic action. After 7 days of non-stop Taylor Swift echoing through the…

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Family Forced To Applaud Eight-Year-Old's Absolutely Pathetic Magic Act — The Betoota Advocate
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Family Forced To Applaud Eight-Year-Old’s Absolutely Pathetic Magic Act — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Magic is evidently all around us, even if it has withered a little under the spotlight in the living room of a Betoota…

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Local Woman Forced To Travel Three Suburbs For Bulk Billing Doctor Like She Lives In The Bush — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who recently moved closer to the CBD has found herself struggling to find a bulk bill doctor within 45 mins from…

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Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
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Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A major fast food franchise has this week had to take a firm loss after a 7-year experiment ended in tears. The major…

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Train Passengers Forced To Smile At Toddler Annoying The Fuck Out Of Them — The Betoota Advocate
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Train Passengers Forced To Smile At Toddler Annoying The Fuck Out Of Them — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Passengers on a Betoota Rail train are unsure how to look at themselves in the mirror now after an incident earlier today. At…

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Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to be a god damn grown up this week, after having the training wheels taken off…

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World First! British Toff Forced To Endure Repercussions Of His Own Incompetence And Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate
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World First! British Toff Forced To Endure Repercussions Of His Own Incompetence And Behaviour — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some shocking news from the United Kingdom, a born-to-rule politician has been forced out of his job because of his fuck ups….

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Woman Who's An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who’s An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has mentioned being an old soul on more than one occasion has found herself having a very interesting chat with…

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