Tag: Force
Young Libs Push For National Service In Effort To Force People Their Own Age To Hang Out With Them — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Grove chapter of the Young Liberals movement has called on the Federal Government to reintroduce National Service…
Unsigned Schoolboy Footy Star Naturally Gravitates To Australian Defence Force Booth — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s Careers Day at Betoota West Sports High today, as senior students are given the opportunity to explore the many different paths that…
Bloke Who Refuses To Reveal Why He Left Police Force Furiously Demands More Detail On Indigenous Voice To Parliament — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today confirmed he has a fluid perspective on information being in the public realm. Speaking to the media…
This Attack On Gambling Ads Might Force Australia To Confront Other Toxic Elements Of Our Culture — The Betoota Advocate
HARVEY THOMAS | Correct Opinion| CONTACT Woe to you oh earth and sea, Albo sends his wowsers with wrath for he knows the markets have tempting odds….
Pokie Industry Say Their New Private Army Is Ready To Defend Their Right To Launder Money With Deadly Force — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Politicians and policymakers (especially in NSW) are on notice today after one of the nation’s peak poker machine lobby…
Local Girl Lets Colleagues Know She’s Still Jenny From The Block Blending Air Force 1s with Fitted Blazer — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local corporate has unleashed a personal rebrand this morning, as she undertakes a mission to let her colleagues know she’s…
Supply Chain Issues Force Starburst To Pull Delicious Fruity Blu-Tack Off Australian Shelves — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Lolly enthusiasts around the country are today reeling from the terrible news that a fan favourite will be no more. Starburst have become…
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today. The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has…
Crumbling American Empire Now At The Point Where They Need To Force People To Be Born There — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the once unstoppable global superpower that was the United States Of America continues to decline into a culturally divided rabble of religious…
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want Otherwise. My Son Robbie And I Can Take Care Of Any Power Stations North Of The Brisbane Line, And Don’t You Dare Think For One Minute That The Proud People Of North Queensland Adhered To The 1996 Firearms Agreement, Because We Didn’t. We’ve Got Caches Of High-Powered Weapons Buried In Container Units Right Across The Gulf, And When We Liberate The Grid, You Can Tell Those Greedy Bastards At Telstra And The Commonwealth Bank That We’re Coming For Them Next. Australians Built These Institutions, And We Can Take Them Back, By Force If Need Be, And Let Me Just Say I Hope That It Is Needed, Because Where I’m From Snakes Get The Shovel, And If This Current Crisis Tells Us Anything, It’s That There’s A Den Of Poisonous Snakes Slithering Through Boardrooms From Brisbane To Hobart. Privatisation Serves No One But The Top End Of Town, And That’s What I’ve Been Warning These Useless Fools In Canberra For Half A Century Now. They’ve Buggered It All Up, And They Know It. Our Nation’s Greatest Assets Have Been Sold At Less Than Cost Price To The Sandstone Friends Of The Ruling Class, They’d Sell Them The ABC And Australia Post If We We Weren’t Looking. But That Ends Whenever You Say It Ends, Albanese, My Dear Friend. Let ‘Em Know We Are Ready, We’ll Take Back The TAB Too While We’re At It. Because Australians Deserve The Dignity Of Knowing That Every Time They Do Their Arse On The Punt, At Least Their Losses Are Being Spent Of Fixing Roads And Hospitals, Not Some Soul Sucking Corporate Villain’s Yacht. These Blue Blooded Cowards Thought I Was Joking When I Said Australia’s Not For Sale. Well It Isn’t, And They Can Find Out The Hard Way, If That’s What They Want.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has been given full support to take the…