Divorced Footy Coach Just Can't Understand Why People Won't Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
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Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…

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Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He's From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate
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Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being given the opportunity to truck the nut up…

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Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes — The Betoota Advocate
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Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It may be 34 weeks late but it has been confirmed that the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles are entertaining for the first time…

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“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…

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Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams — The Betoota Advocate
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Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The marketers at Australia’s most unreliable airline have launched an exciting sale this week, aimed to entice bottom feeder NRL and…

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19-Year-Old Junior Footy Coach Surprisingly Not At All Jaded About Own Sporting Career — The Betoota Advocate
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19-Year-Old Junior Footy Coach Surprisingly Not At All Jaded About Own Sporting Career — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A footy stereotype has been exceptionally spear tackled today as 19-year-old junior footy coach Nathan Clunk opened up about not being at all…

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Sydney Bloke At Work Insists He's Geed Up For The Footy Even Though NSW Just Don't ‘Get’ Origin — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Bloke At Work Insists He’s Geed Up For The Footy Even Though NSW Just Don’t ‘Get’ Origin — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight is the night that round 1 of the fiercest rivalry in the history of Australian organised sport takes place, with the 2022…

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