Tag: Footy
Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…
Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being given the opportunity to truck the nut up…
Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It may be 34 weeks late but it has been confirmed that the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles are entertaining for the first time…
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…
Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The marketers at Australia’s most unreliable airline have launched an exciting sale this week, aimed to entice bottom feeder NRL and…
19-Year-Old Junior Footy Coach Surprisingly Not At All Jaded About Own Sporting Career — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A footy stereotype has been exceptionally spear tackled today as 19-year-old junior footy coach Nathan Clunk opened up about not being at all…
Sydney Bloke At Work Insists He’s Geed Up For The Footy Even Though NSW Just Don’t ‘Get’ Origin — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight is the night that round 1 of the fiercest rivalry in the history of Australian organised sport takes place, with the 2022…