Local Woman Wonders If Mum Loves Her At All After Being Offered Food She’s Passionately Hated Since She Was A Kid — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Wonders If Mum Loves Her At All After Being Offered Food She’s Passionately Hated Since She Was A Kid — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has today been left reevaluating a close relationship, after it was revealed that her mum didn’t pay as much attention to…

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Spicy Coffee & 23 Other Food Trends For 2023 — The Betoota Advocate
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Spicy Coffee & 23 Other Food Trends For 2023 — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Ask a celebrity chef and they’ll tell you there are no ‘food trends’ only culinary traditions that occasionally go in and out of…

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‘How’s Your Food?’ Asks Overzealous Waiter To Customer Who Barely Had Enough Time To Pick Up Fork — The Betoota Advocate
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‘How’s Your Food?’ Asks Overzealous Waiter To Customer Who Barely Had Enough Time To Pick Up Fork — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Kelsey Hanneman [27] does appreciate a good service, there is such a thing as being a little too heavy handed…

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"Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I'm Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
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“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…

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"Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead" — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead” — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner of a car, he will not allow people to…

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City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price — The Betoota Advocate
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City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A pair of cosmopolitan city-slickers from Betoota’s famed French Quarter have blown into a one-horse town somewhere out in the middle of nowhere…

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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate
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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have stepped up and begun padlocking their dumpsters…

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