Qantas Flight Arrives At Destination As Scheduled — The Betoota Advocate
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Qantas Flight Arrives At Destination As Scheduled — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Qantas flight from Brisbane to Betoota arrived this afternoon at 3pm as scheduled. The flight left Brisbane at…

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Passenger On Bonza's Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn't Even Wearing Shoes — The Betoota Advocate
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Passenger On Bonza’s Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn’t Even Wearing Shoes — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greatest thing to happen to air travel in this country for years took place today as new airline…

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Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are — The Betoota Advocate
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Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight if you are feeling fresh and hydrated….

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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate
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Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences…

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Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams — The Betoota Advocate
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Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The marketers at Australia’s most unreliable airline have launched an exciting sale this week, aimed to entice bottom feeder NRL and…

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Man Having Difficulty Using His Qantas Flight Credit Asked If He’s Tried Shoving It Up His Arse — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Having Difficulty Using His Qantas Flight Credit Asked If He’s Tried Shoving It Up His Arse — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Early last year, Betoota Heights man Glenn Pogo booked a flight to Cairns for a wedding that ultimately had…

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Jetstar Informs Passengers Mid Flight That The Trip Has Been Cancelled — The Betoota Advocate
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Jetstar Informs Passengers Mid Flight That The Trip Has Been Cancelled — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Passengers on the Jetstar flight from Brisbane to Perth have found themselves caught in the crosshairs today, as they were notified in mid…

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Australia's Most Important Middle-Class Man Books Priority Boarding For Domestic Jetstar Flight — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia’s Most Important Middle-Class Man Books Priority Boarding For Domestic Jetstar Flight — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An incredibly important and time-poor man has today wowed the crowed at Betoota’s Remienko Domestic Aiport. The man who must a be a…

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Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local traveller has today been the subject of plenty of muffled laughter and finger pointing. Waiting for VA69 out of Remienko Domestic…

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Paddington Bear Named In Jeffrey Epstein Flight Logs A Day After Platinum Jubilee Appearance — The Betoota Advocate
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Paddington Bear Named In Jeffrey Epstein Flight Logs A Day After Platinum Jubilee Appearance — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Buckingham Palace is dealing with a PR bombshell this morning, after revelations emerged overnight about a notable figure’s suspect behaviour. Less than a…

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