Tag: Flight
Qantas Flight Arrives At Destination As Scheduled — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Qantas flight from Brisbane to Betoota arrived this afternoon at 3pm as scheduled. The flight left Brisbane at…
Passenger On Bonza’s Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn’t Even Wearing Shoes — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greatest thing to happen to air travel in this country for years took place today as new airline…
Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight if you are feeling fresh and hydrated….
Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences…
Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The marketers at Australia’s most unreliable airline have launched an exciting sale this week, aimed to entice bottom feeder NRL and…
Man Having Difficulty Using His Qantas Flight Credit Asked If He’s Tried Shoving It Up His Arse — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Early last year, Betoota Heights man Glenn Pogo booked a flight to Cairns for a wedding that ultimately had…
Jetstar Informs Passengers Mid Flight That The Trip Has Been Cancelled — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Passengers on the Jetstar flight from Brisbane to Perth have found themselves caught in the crosshairs today, as they were notified in mid…
Australia’s Most Important Middle-Class Man Books Priority Boarding For Domestic Jetstar Flight — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An incredibly important and time-poor man has today wowed the crowed at Betoota’s Remienko Domestic Aiport. The man who must a be a…
Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local traveller has today been the subject of plenty of muffled laughter and finger pointing. Waiting for VA69 out of Remienko Domestic…
Paddington Bear Named In Jeffrey Epstein Flight Logs A Day After Platinum Jubilee Appearance — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Buckingham Palace is dealing with a PR bombshell this morning, after revelations emerged overnight about a notable figure’s suspect behaviour. Less than a…