Tag: Fix
QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a crime wave spreading across the great state of Queensland, the government has decided to act. In an effort to show people…
Egotistical Billionaire To Fix America Like That Other One Fixed Twitter — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some exciting news for residents of the United States of America, and the world at large, Donald Trump is back baby. The…
“We Will Fix Poor Student Behaviour By Employing One Boomer Advisor On A Salary Higher Than My Own” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In light of very poor behaviour from a number of students in New South Wales, the state’s government is…
Childhood Film To Fix Sunday Morning Lack Of Serotonin — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As physics has long dictated, what goes up must come down. Last night, previously reformed party animal Michaela Dale (32) partook in the…
Tenants Agree To 25% Rent Hike If The Landlord Will Just Fix The Giant Hole In The Roof — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s landlords and property investors are beginning to feel the pinch this winter as the Reserve Bank steps…
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…