Tag: Finds
Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts. Philjop Jopery (32) did everything…
Young Family On The Move As Landlord Finds 16 International Students Prepared To Pay More — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the world returns to normal, students from around the world are coming to Betoota to study at one…
Dolphins Admit They Removed ‘Redcliffe’ So Nobody Finds Out About The Glorious Homeground Balcony — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Less than a week away from their first professional NRL match, the Dolphins have today revealed why they would prefer to simply be…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it’s a bit rich that…
Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a…
Local Dad Finds Solace In A Few Bits Of Acoustic Standing Ham In The Kitchen — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A yet another screaming gaggle of in-laws arrive at his rented beach house, a local father retreated into the…
Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks! — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first Federal Budget as the Australian Treasurer, Jim Chalmers MP has made one thing clear. Australia’s working poor and two-income, lower-middle-class…
Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Tom Shield [34] has this week announced everybody who cares (which is no one) that he’s having a social media detox….
Man Living In Car Finds Comfort In Treasurer’s Brutal Honesty After He Said Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Better — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some bloke who lives in his electric blue shitbox down at the Lake Betoota boat ramp says it’s a…
Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and leaders are today. While most people are…