Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts. Philjop Jopery (32) did everything…

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Young Family On The Move As Landlord Finds 16 International Students Prepared To Pay More — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Family On The Move As Landlord Finds 16 International Students Prepared To Pay More — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the world returns to normal, students from around the world are coming to Betoota to study at one…

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Dolphins Admit They Removed 'Redcliffe' So Nobody Finds Out About The Glorious Homeground Balcony — The Betoota Advocate
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Dolphins Admit They Removed ‘Redcliffe’ So Nobody Finds Out About The Glorious Homeground Balcony — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Less than a week away from their first professional NRL match, the Dolphins have today revealed why they would prefer to simply be…

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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it’s a bit rich that…

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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a…

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Local Dad Finds Solace In A Few Bits Of Acoustic Standing Ham In The Kitchen — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Finds Solace In A Few Bits Of Acoustic Standing Ham In The Kitchen — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A yet another screaming gaggle of in-laws arrive at his rented beach house, a local father retreated into the…

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Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks! — The Betoota Advocate
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Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks! — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first Federal Budget as the Australian Treasurer, Jim Chalmers MP has made one thing clear. Australia’s working poor and two-income, lower-middle-class…

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Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Tom Shield [34] has this week announced everybody who cares (which is no one) that he’s having a social media detox….

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Man Living In Car Finds Comfort In Treasurer's Brutal Honesty After He Said Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Better — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Living In Car Finds Comfort In Treasurer’s Brutal Honesty After He Said Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Better — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some bloke who lives in his electric blue shitbox down at the Lake Betoota boat ramp says it’s a…

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Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts — The Betoota Advocate
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Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and leaders are today. While most people are…

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