Tag: Financial
Financial Risk Analyst Calculates The Number Of Friends He’ll Lose If He Keeps Being Such A Tight-Arse — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact 26 year old financial risk analyst, Crox Prue, was up until 2am this morning identifying and analysing potential risks that threatened the financial…
Bloke Still Living At Home Ready To Dish Out Some Free Financial Advice If Anybody’s Listening — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some blimp-headed fuck from Betoota Heights has told friends this week that he can’t wrap his head around renting…
Experienced Financial Planner Unable To Get On Top Of Their Own Finances Either — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It turns out that an experienced and well-respected financial planner by the name of Braxton Clamery Jones (38) has not been practicing all…
Advice Column | Achieving Financial Independence By Marrying Up — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT When I was but a boy, enjoying the frivolity of a gilded childhood, my Father took me aside to…
ATO Apologises And Refunds Gerry Harvey The $6.89 He Mistakenly Paid In Tax This Financial Year — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Gerry Harvey, the billionaire boss of Australia’s leading cultural appliance retailer Harvey Norman, has blown a gasket on 3AW Radio this morning. Affectionately…