Couple Celebrate Finally Having Some Housing Security By Posing With The 'Just Leased' Sign — The Betoota Advocate
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Couple Celebrate Finally Having Some Housing Security By Posing With The ‘Just Leased’ Sign — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite local rents being at an all-time high and leasing agents replacing bankers as the first ones against the…

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Betoota Advocate Staff Finally Return To Work After Dragging Out 'Best Of 2022' Well Into January — The Betoota Advocate
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Betoota Advocate Staff Finally Return To Work After Dragging Out ‘Best Of 2022’ Well Into January — The Betoota Advocate

LIL SOOK | UNPAID INTERN | CONTACT The editors, field reporters and cadets of The Betoota Advocate have today finally returned to the newsroom on Daroo street today, after…

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Recently Dumped Bloke Finally Appreciates Cricket This Summer — The Betoota Advocate
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Recently Dumped Bloke Finally Appreciates Cricket This Summer — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silver lining has shone brightly today as newly single Darren Wood (29) is finally really giving cricket a go this summer. Previously,…

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Man Who Peaked In High School Finally Removes Bad Boy Club Sticker From Hyundai Excel — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who Peaked In High School Finally Removes Bad Boy Club Sticker From Hyundai Excel — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tuesday marked the end of an era for self-assessed legend Pauly “the man” Denso as he tearfully removed the remnants of the faded…

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Local Woman Finally Experiencing Sunset Over Ocean Unfortunately In Perth — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Finally Experiencing Sunset Over Ocean Unfortunately In Perth — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A middle class Australian woman has struck one off her bucket list today by finally watching the sunset over the ocean. Last weekend,…

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"Wow, This Place Sucks," Says Sydney Shitebag Finally Checking Out Barangaroo — The Betoota Advocate
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“Wow, This Place Sucks,” Says Sydney Shitebag Finally Checking Out Barangaroo — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating’s lasting legacy on the country is a casino district beside the nation’s largest open-air…

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Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes — The Betoota Advocate
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Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It may be 34 weeks late but it has been confirmed that the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles are entertaining for the first time…

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Brad Arthur Finally Gets His Hands On A VHS Player To Show His Team The Last Parra Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
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Brad Arthur Finally Gets His Hands On A VHS Player To Show His Team The Last Parra Premiership — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The old TV and VCR unit has been wheeled out at Bankwest this week as Arthur prepares to inspire the boys by showing…

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Local Bloke Finally Able To Desecrate Neighbour's Hedges In Peace After News Of Grimshaw’s Retirement — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Finally Able To Desecrate Neighbour’s Hedges In Peace After News Of Grimshaw’s Retirement — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s hellish neighbours and reckless hoons have been spotted celebrating today, as news spread that Tracy Grimshaw would be leaving A Current…

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Dual Profile Pic Changes Suggest Childhood Sweethearts Have Finally Called It Quits — The Betoota Advocate
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Dual Profile Pic Changes Suggest Childhood Sweethearts Have Finally Called It Quits — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sadder news, it looks like 2022 has broken up yet another couple – Betoota French Quarter’s resident ‘couples goals’ Michelle Long…

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