Wests Tigers Are Going To Win The 2023 NRL Grand Final — The Betoota Advocate
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Wests Tigers Are Going To Win The 2023 NRL Grand Final — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s over. Put a fork in the 2023 NRL Premiership because it’s done. The Wests Tigers are going to win the Grand Final…

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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate
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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is a notorious sporting doldrum that…

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Beautiful Sydney Turns It On For Nedd Brockman's Final Leg — The Betoota Advocate
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Beautiful Sydney Turns It On For Nedd Brockman’s Final Leg — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The picturesque Harbour City has outdone itself today, by turning on some textbook Sydney weather – ahead of one of the most important…

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Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final between Penrith and Parramatta is kicking off this…

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Local Woman's Bottom Drawer Final Resting Place For Clothes She Couldn't Be Fucked Sending Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman’s Bottom Drawer Final Resting Place For Clothes She Couldn’t Be Fucked Sending Back — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she tries on some of the clothes she’s received with her latest ASOS haul, local woman Dimity Bishop [26] is appalled to…

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NRL Opts To Keep Grand Final In Worst Stadium Known To Human Kind — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Opts To Keep Grand Final In Worst Stadium Known To Human Kind — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Rugby League has today spat in the face of Queensland and opted to continue hosting the Grand Final in the worst…

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Australia Carves Through Commonwealth Games As Final Hoorah Before Prince Charles Takes Throne — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia Carves Through Commonwealth Games As Final Hoorah Before Prince Charles Takes Throne — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT At the time of writing, it has been confirmed that Australia has been absolutely carving it up at the 2022 Commonwealth Games with…

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Cloaked Darth Bennett Gives Slater Final Instructions In Back Alley Before Kick-Off — The Betoota Advocate
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Cloaked Darth Bennett Gives Slater Final Instructions In Back Alley Before Kick-Off — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology is reporting a disturbance in the force this evening, as Queensland and NSW prepare to go to…

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