Tag: Fight
A Definitive List Of Things The Diggers DID NOT Fight For This Anzac Day — The Betoota Advocate
HARVEY TWAT |Outrage| Contact Listen up you no good pumpernickel rounds with candied candle wax in your lilly ears, it’s Anzac season and I will not tolerate…
How To Fight The Housing Crisis With Your Tears — The Betoota Advocate
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT Proving that some rich white men can actually multitask, us poor and impoverished Millennials find ourselves in the throws of two crises at…
Barnaby Says He Will Fight For The Right Of All Australians To Raid Their Super To Buy A Jeep Compass — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is coming into bat for Australians who want access to their money so they can…
“These Will Have To Wait, Toto. We Have Power Companies To Fight” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Labor MPs are being recalled from holidays this week in order for the Prime Minister to pass his landmark…
Reporter Slammed For Asking Arden And Marin If They Plan On Having A Pillow Fight Later — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinta Ardern yesterday had to reprimand a young reporter, after a conference proved even being the leader of a…
Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL finals heats up this weekend, it seems the biggest clash in rugby league rivalries will actually be taking place inside…
Queensland To Change Their Name To ‘Kingsland’ Just In Time For The Gallen/Hodges/Hannant Fight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of last Thursday night, the longest-ever reign of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Her eldest son and heir, Prince Charles, Prince of…
Suburban Man Reckons He’s Always Backed Kyrgios And Will Fight Anyone Who Says He Hasn’t — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silly old bastard from Betoota Heights has written into The Advocate today saying he’s always supported Nick Kyrgios…
Nikita Tszyu Rushes Home From Fight To Watch Latest Episode Of Attenborough’s Prehistoric Planet — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dark horse of Aussie boxing continues to surprise fans today, as Nikita Tszyu makes it clear that the lavish lifestyle commonly associated…
Justin Hodges To Fight His Niece’s Bartender Boyfriend As Undercard To Nikita Tszyu V Ben Horn — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroons great Justin Hodges continues his heavyweight boxing career this Wednesday, as he re-enters the ring at Sydney’s Hordern Pavilion to take on…