Panic! At The Disco Break Up Now That Teenagers Have Real Things To Feel Sad About — The Betoota Advocate
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Panic! At The Disco Break Up Now That Teenagers Have Real Things To Feel Sad About — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact American sadmen Panic! At The Disco have decided to pull the pin on their 20-year long stretch with the…

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Colleagues Stuck In Escape Room For Team Bonding Ironically Feel Same Way About Toxic Workplace — The Betoota Advocate
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Colleagues Stuck In Escape Room For Team Bonding Ironically Feel Same Way About Toxic Workplace — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In disturbing reports emerging from Betoota’s downtown entertainment district, it’s believed a group of co- workers are being tortured this evening,…

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Tradie In His Ford Raptor Sincerely Reckons He'll Give R-Plate Drivers Space And Make 'Em Feel Safe — The Betoota Advocate
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Tradie In His Ford Raptor Sincerely Reckons He’ll Give R-Plate Drivers Space And Make ‘Em Feel Safe — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite calling them another name beginning with R, a Betoota Heights tradesperson reckons he’ll give R-plate drivers enough space…

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"That Should Make Me Feel Better" Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties — The Betoota Advocate
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“That Should Make Me Feel Better” Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter has made himself some comfort food this afternoon because he went quite hard on the weekend…

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"We Borrowed To The Hilt And Now We're About To Do Our Arse. Feel Sorry For Us" — The Betoota Advocate
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“We Borrowed To The Hilt And Now We’re About To Do Our Arse. Feel Sorry For Us” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It wasn’t meant to be like this for Wendy and Frank Peters. Earlier this year, using their existing house…

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