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Panthers Fan Reaches For His Belt After Seeing His Sons At Blacktown Station Past Their Bedtime — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Staunch Penrith Panthers fan, Sione Fasiakefe is busier than he’s ever been this week. Just days after his beloved choccie soldiers took down…

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“I Can’t Miss This, Babe,” Says Sports Fan Tuning Into The Start Of The Sheffield Shield After Watching Football Game He Couldn’t Miss Either
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“I Can’t Miss This, Babe,” Says Sports Fan Tuning Into The Start Of The Sheffield Shield After Watching Football Game He Couldn’t Miss Either

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A marginally-employed young man from our town’s Heights district has told The Advocate that he’s likely to be crucified…

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"Yeah... See How We Go Hey" Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate
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“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the Parramatta Eels win another premiership. This comes…

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Sydney Roosters Fan Seamlessly Transforms Into A Diehard Bloods Supporter — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Roosters Fan Seamlessly Transforms Into A Diehard Bloods Supporter — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sydney man has today undergone a transformation so impressive, that it would have even wowed K.A. Applegate – the pair behind…

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Panther’s Fan Not Nervous About Anything, Fuck You — The Betoota Advocate
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Panther’s Fan Not Nervous About Anything, Fuck You — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT NRL finals footy kicks off tomorrow night, meaning half of the nation’s footy fans are absolutely chewing their mouth lining to pieces in…

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Blues Fan Prepares For Tonight's Gladiatorial Combat With $300 Vintage Jersey And Carton Of Craft Ale — The Betoota Advocate
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Blues Fan Prepares For Tonight’s Gladiatorial Combat With $300 Vintage Jersey And Carton Of Craft Ale — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud New South Welshman is gearing up for the world’s most bloodthirsty sporting contest this evening, by sipping back a…

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