“The Beach Is For Everyone!” Screams Family Whilst Hammering Wedding-Sized Marquee Into Public Sand — The Betoota Advocate
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“The Beach Is For Everyone!” Screams Family Whilst Hammering Wedding-Sized Marquee Into Public Sand — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Battle lines are being drawn at beaches across the nation this morning, as young families scramble to soak up another day…

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Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family — The Betoota Advocate
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Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has been left red-faced today, after accidentally giving some random children a view of his salty Johnson. After…

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Family Call For Intervention After Recently Divorced Uncle Purchases Metal Detector  — The Betoota Advocate
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Family Call For Intervention After Recently Divorced Uncle Purchases Metal Detector  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An outdoor table is being set with cold cuts of ham and shaved turkey this afternoon, as a Betoota family joins…

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Red Frog Recruit Hugs Family Goodbye Before Deployment To 2022 Schoolies On First Active Service — The Betoota Advocate
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Red Frog Recruit Hugs Family Goodbye Before Deployment To 2022 Schoolies On First Active Service — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A family home in Betoota Heights has today borne witness to plenty of tears – of both sadness and of joy. This emotional…

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United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans — The Betoota Advocate
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United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British. Despite ruling the country…

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Launceston Ready To Go Full Biloela On Home Affairs As Another Beloved Rural Family Faces Deportation — The Betoota Advocate
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Launceston Ready To Go Full Biloela On Home Affairs As Another Beloved Rural Family Faces Deportation — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that the Albanese Government are about to learn the same lessons that Scott Morrison learnt about the protective mateship of rural…

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Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson in conflict resolution. After cleaning the kitchen…

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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate
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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds herself coming up with excuses if the…

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Aussie Royal Family Historian Cashes In On Media Interviews Before Expertise Becomes Redundant — The Betoota Advocate
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Aussie Royal Family Historian Cashes In On Media Interviews Before Expertise Becomes Redundant — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A University professor is on a profitable media offensive this week, as he clutches to fill his coffers before his expertise…

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Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate
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Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this week decided to take their tributes to…

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