Tag: Family
“The Beach Is For Everyone!” Screams Family Whilst Hammering Wedding-Sized Marquee Into Public Sand — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Battle lines are being drawn at beaches across the nation this morning, as young families scramble to soak up another day…
Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has been left red-faced today, after accidentally giving some random children a view of his salty Johnson. After…
Family Call For Intervention After Recently Divorced Uncle Purchases Metal Detector — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An outdoor table is being set with cold cuts of ham and shaved turkey this afternoon, as a Betoota family joins…
Red Frog Recruit Hugs Family Goodbye Before Deployment To 2022 Schoolies On First Active Service — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A family home in Betoota Heights has today borne witness to plenty of tears – of both sadness and of joy. This emotional…
United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British. Despite ruling the country…
Launceston Ready To Go Full Biloela On Home Affairs As Another Beloved Rural Family Faces Deportation — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that the Albanese Government are about to learn the same lessons that Scott Morrison learnt about the protective mateship of rural…
Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson in conflict resolution. After cleaning the kitchen…
So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds herself coming up with excuses if the…
Aussie Royal Family Historian Cashes In On Media Interviews Before Expertise Becomes Redundant — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A University professor is on a profitable media offensive this week, as he clutches to fill his coffers before his expertise…
Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this week decided to take their tributes to…