Working Aussie Families Actually Excited For A Chinese Invasion And Some Decent Housing Policies — The Betoota Advocate
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Working Aussie Families Actually Excited For A Chinese Invasion And Some Decent Housing Policies — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Diplomatic and factional tensions are high in Canberra this week, as Albanese faces foreign and internal backlash for his decision to go through…

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GWS’ #1 Draft Pick Excited To Play Through Mandated 2-Year Contract Before Trading To Bigger, Better Club For More $$ — The Betoota Advocate
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GWS’ #1 Draft Pick Excited To Play Through Mandated 2-Year Contract Before Trading To Bigger, Better Club For More $$ — The Betoota Advocate

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Victorian key forward Ethan Wilson has officially became the nation’s top young AFL talent after he was selected as pick #1…

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Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride — The Betoota Advocate
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Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who hasn’t eaten a carbohydrate since Christmas has spoken to The Advocate today to highlight just how hard it…

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Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One — The Betoota Advocate
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Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The gut-punch of current grocery prices is stinging a bit less for Betootan Pepita Mann (27) who recently got her own place after…

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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…

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Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time — The Betoota Advocate
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Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s keytar strummers are reportedly migrating to major cities this week, as metropolitan centres prepare for the arrival of musical comedian…

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Sydney Woman Spends 3 Hour Work Commute Thinking About How Excited She Is For New Stadium — The Betoota Advocate
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Sydney Woman Spends 3 Hour Work Commute Thinking About How Excited She Is For New Stadium — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Sydney woman has today spent the morning trying to contain her excitement regarding an exciting event that is about to take place…

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ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of the statements that come their way this…

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