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NSW Liberals Promise They Won’t Destroy Tens Of Thousands Of Small Businesses That Once Made Up A Bustling Sydney Nightlife Economy With Exaggerated Claims Of An Alcohol-Fuelled Violence Epidemic Working In Partnership With A Billionaire Who Needed To Redirect Partygoers Towards A Hideous High-Rise Casino That His Entire Family’s Fortune Relied On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final week of the New South Wales state campaign is upon us, and the batte of the Millennial short-back-and-sides is heating up. In the…
Local Dad Reprimanded By Entire Family After Describing Son’s New Girlfriend As A ‘Chicky Babe’ — The Betoota Advocate
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A Betoota Heights family has been plunged into turmoil this weekend after Hughseph (21) brought his new girlfriend Haeyley (20) to the family…
Entire Catering Industry Made Up Of Enlightened Geniuses Escaping Cruelty Of Top Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An industry study has revealed that the entirety of the global catering industry is made up of enlightened geniuses who made the switch…
New Lana Del Rey Single Spurs Woman To Revisit Entire Catalogue — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Kayla Fortunati remembers exactly where she was when she heard Summertime Sadness for the first time. Having been briefly introduced to…
Hometown Funny Guy’s Entire Artillery Of One-Liners Found To Be Plagiarised From Reg Reagan — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local ex-footy star turned menace-to-society has today been accused of plagiarising his entire sense of humour from the glory years of Reg…
“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5 — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his colleagues a big old lie. While his…
Nostalgic Gen Xer Pays Homage To Sanity By Only Listening To CDs For Entire Week — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A human being that was birthed in the maternity ward of the Betoota State Hospital on the 14th June 1980 has felt a…
“It’s Exactly Like My 9 To 5” Says Government Employee Binge Watching Entire Series Of Utopia — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The reverential Logie Award-winning Australian comedy series, Utopia, has hit a little too close to home today for full-time indentured public servant, Callan…
Dad Content With Putting Entire Email In The Subject Line — The Betoota Advocate
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Local dad and recent pensioner Tony Hewitt has given a massive ‘F you’ to the societal constraints of email etiquette today after he…
“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn’t take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of reading interesting statistics about her friends and family…