Tag: Energy
Futuristic Power Plant That Converts Homeless People Into Green Energy Attracts Government Attention — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Federal Government looks to help ease the national housing crisis and achieve net zero by 2030, a…
PM Faces Tough Decision To Either Help Working Families Or Energy Producers — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is mulling a tough decision today to either put a cap on the price of power…
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy is generated and consumed. Dirty legacy energy fuels such as…
Student’s Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter mouth has today let off a distress signal. The SOS was sounded by the oval shaped eating, drinking and breathing…
Advice Column | Side-Hustles That Pay Little But Use All Of Your Time And Energy — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Having a side-hustle is cool and hip. You get more street cred if you be hustlin’ in the hours…
Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the nation that they are on top of…
Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian…
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want Otherwise. My Son Robbie And I Can Take Care Of Any Power Stations North Of The Brisbane Line, And Don’t You Dare Think For One Minute That The Proud People Of North Queensland Adhered To The 1996 Firearms Agreement, Because We Didn’t. We’ve Got Caches Of High-Powered Weapons Buried In Container Units Right Across The Gulf, And When We Liberate The Grid, You Can Tell Those Greedy Bastards At Telstra And The Commonwealth Bank That We’re Coming For Them Next. Australians Built These Institutions, And We Can Take Them Back, By Force If Need Be, And Let Me Just Say I Hope That It Is Needed, Because Where I’m From Snakes Get The Shovel, And If This Current Crisis Tells Us Anything, It’s That There’s A Den Of Poisonous Snakes Slithering Through Boardrooms From Brisbane To Hobart. Privatisation Serves No One But The Top End Of Town, And That’s What I’ve Been Warning These Useless Fools In Canberra For Half A Century Now. They’ve Buggered It All Up, And They Know It. Our Nation’s Greatest Assets Have Been Sold At Less Than Cost Price To The Sandstone Friends Of The Ruling Class, They’d Sell Them The ABC And Australia Post If We We Weren’t Looking. But That Ends Whenever You Say It Ends, Albanese, My Dear Friend. Let ‘Em Know We Are Ready, We’ll Take Back The TAB Too While We’re At It. Because Australians Deserve The Dignity Of Knowing That Every Time They Do Their Arse On The Punt, At Least Their Losses Are Being Spent Of Fixing Roads And Hospitals, Not Some Soul Sucking Corporate Villain’s Yacht. These Blue Blooded Cowards Thought I Was Joking When I Said Australia’s Not For Sale. Well It Isn’t, And They Can Find Out The Hard Way, If That’s What They Want.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has been given full support to take the…
Labor Raises Flag Over The Australian Energy Market Operator Building After Intense Battle — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under the command of General Chris Bowen, the Australian Labor Party stormed the Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) building…
Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this current energy crisis. While he does admit…