Tag: Empty
Teenage Son Decides Ice Tray Is, In Fact, Not Empty — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Progress has been held back today, not in our nation’s capital but in one family’s freezer. In the Handley household in Betoota Heights,…
Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her…
Man Supposedly On Keto Diet With His Wife Questioned Over Empty Maccas Bags In His Work Ute — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local builder who embarked upon a keto diet with his wife last month has been formally questioned over…
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…
Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this current energy crisis. While he does admit…