"No Soup For You" Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal — The Betoota Advocate
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“No Soup For You” Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image. Premier Dominic Perrottet has been under fire…

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Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold 'Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot' Campaign — The Betoota Advocate
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Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is right on track for yet…

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Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China — The Betoota Advocate
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Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and…

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Gold Coast Suns Praised For Effort After Winning Game With Only 18 Number 1 Draft Picks On Field — The Betoota Advocate
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Gold Coast Suns Praised For Effort After Winning Game With Only 18 Number 1 Draft Picks On Field — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT The Gold Coast Suns have reminded the AFL world of what the underdog shinboner spirit is all about after an astounding come-from-behind victory…

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Panicking Public Servant Brings His Son's Rabbitohs Poster To Work As Last Minute NAIDOC Effort — The Betoota Advocate
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Panicking Public Servant Brings His Son’s Rabbitohs Poster To Work As Last Minute NAIDOC Effort — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NAIDOC week is officially underway in both schools, community groups and workplaces right across the country today. Both Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australians have…

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US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life — The Betoota Advocate
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US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks…

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Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It "Football" — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It “Football” — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a sensational morning in Qatar, the nation of Australia has now promised to be on its best behaviour. For the next twelve…

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