Tag: Effort
“No Soup For You” Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image. Premier Dominic Perrottet has been under fire…
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is right on track for yet…
Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and…
Gold Coast Suns Praised For Effort After Winning Game With Only 18 Number 1 Draft Picks On Field — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT The Gold Coast Suns have reminded the AFL world of what the underdog shinboner spirit is all about after an astounding come-from-behind victory…
Panicking Public Servant Brings His Son’s Rabbitohs Poster To Work As Last Minute NAIDOC Effort — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NAIDOC week is officially underway in both schools, community groups and workplaces right across the country today. Both Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australians have…
US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks…
Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It “Football” — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a sensational morning in Qatar, the nation of Australia has now promised to be on its best behaviour. For the next twelve…