Tag: Eat
Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fully grown man last night revealed he has the eating habits of a child, much to the shock (and delight) of his…
Tradie Apparently Thinks That Rabbits Eat At Boujee Vegan Cafes — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local tradie has proved why he didn’t become a vet today by inaccurately describing a colleague’s lunch as food for a rabbit….
Unruly Teenagers Have Crazy Idea To Eat Somewhere With Table Service — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The sight of young people enjoying a long day in a spirit breaking shopping precinct can only mean one thing; it is school…
Barnaby Reminded Again That The Fish In Parliament’s Fountain Aren’t There To Eat His Feet Skin — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has received another written warning from Parliament House for putting his feet in the fountain…
Teacher Agrees It Would Be Funny To See Exchange Kid Eat Some Vegemite — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT High school teacher Vincent ‘Mr M’ Matheson (40) got a pleasant surprise today when he told-off a student in his year 9 history…
“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard’s cat eating a bird, something he…
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“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead” — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner of a car, he will not allow people to…
“You Gonna Eat That Bro?” Asks Local Garbage Bin With Legs — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights pub has today been the scene for an interesting interaction between a human being and a garbage bin with legs….