Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas — The Betoota Advocate
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Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two young fellas from our town’s vapid, soulless Heights district are set to link up tonight for some good,…

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"Stop Drinking It!" Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain't Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
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“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra…

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Report Finds That Visiting A Winery Is Just The Adult Version Of Drinking UDLs In The Park — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A report conducted by the Department of Health has today discovered a surprising link between teenage drinking habits, and a weekend away activity…

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Queen's Guard Bearskins To Be Temporarily Replaced With Novelty Drinking Hats To Combat Heatwave — The Betoota Advocate
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Queen’s Guard Bearskins To Be Temporarily Replaced With Novelty Drinking Hats To Combat Heatwave — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Australians may be quick to dial in the ‘whinging pom’ stereotype as we smugly announce we’re no strangers to a heatwave ourselves,…

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