"You Know, I Don't Mind This New Peter Dutton," Says Local Couple Immediately After Buying Home — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Know, I Don’t Mind This New Peter Dutton,” Says Local Couple Immediately After Buying Home — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After living rent-free with his parents for two years, Bowen Niles and his fiance-of-five-years Heidi Nichols have been able…

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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It's Unpaid And You Don't Come Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff that they’re totally cool…

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"Don't Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You'll Win PowerBall?" — The Betoota Advocate
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“Don’t Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You’ll Win PowerBall?” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has reassured a worried public today by telling Australians that things might get better one day….

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Man Wonders If Cruel Simulation We All Live In Is Broken As Labor Refuses To Increase Welfare Payments And Gives Tax Cut To High-Income Earners Who Don’t Really Need Or Even Want Them Right Now Just Days After Shaq Helped Promote Voice To Parliament Campaign
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Man Wonders If Cruel Simulation We All Live In Is Broken As Labor Refuses To Increase Welfare Payments And Gives Tax Cut To High-Income Earners Who Don’t Really Need Or Even Want Them Right Now Just Days After Shaq Helped Promote Voice To Parliament Campaign

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is wondering what is going on right now because he’s struggling to make sense of…

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"Surely They Don't Mean Us," Say Holidaying Inner-City Lefties Staying In Some French Prick's Flat — The Betoota Advocate
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“Surely They Don’t Mean Us,” Say Holidaying Inner-City Lefties Staying In Some French Prick’s Flat — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of teal-voting lunatics from the French Quarter, our town’s vibrant yet hellish bohemian distrcit, have been mugged…

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"Don't Hate The Player, Hate The Game" RBA Chief Philip Lowe Tells People Under Mortgage Stress — The Betoota Advocate
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“Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game” RBA Chief Philip Lowe Tells People Under Mortgage Stress — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact The price of money has gone up again today, putting more stress on the bottom line of everyone in this…

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Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
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Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his…

Continue Reading Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don't Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos…

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NSW Just Don’t Get Origin — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Just Don’t Get Origin — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the spiritual home of Rugby League, NSW have once again confirmed that they simply do not get State…

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QLD Dad Says It’ll Be Interesting To See If The Blues Can Tie This Up Because NSW Clearly Don’t Have Any Heart Or Even The Remotest Idea Of What Origin Is All About
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QLD Dad Says It’ll Be Interesting To See If The Blues Can Tie This Up Because NSW Clearly Don’t Have Any Heart Or Even The Remotest Idea Of What Origin Is All About

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sea of maroon is already packing out Caxton street, as Queenslanders make the pilgramage to Brisbane’s iconic Rugby League precinct, to watch…

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