Tag: Dog
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of…
Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a fork in him. The request comes after…
Local Psycho Has Two Of The Same Dog — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that not all animal lovers are good people, a local psycho went into town to show off their two identical dogs. Wanting…
Local Pub Celebrates Complete Gentrification After Replacing Pokies With Dog Bowls — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Whitlams can be heard figuratively and literally as Flight Path District pub the Lord Harroway celebrates complete gentrification after replacing pokies with…
Upper Class Dog Has ‘A Condition’ — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving their pets are more important than your kids, the dog belonging to an upper class family has ‘a condition’. After their suburb…
Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…
Adelaide Really Selling Itself As A Global City Despite Still Referring To Bánh Mì As ‘Dog Rolls’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Adelaide residents are still fuming over their recent dip in ‘liveability’ after dropping 27 place The Economist Intelligence Unit’s 2022 Global Liveability Index…
Dog That Sounds Like A Goose Choking On A Straw Actually ‘Perfectly Healthy’ According To Owner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An owner of a pug has found yet again themselves swatting away the concern of kind hearted strangers, who incorrectly assumed a dog…
Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has today poured fuel on the fire he lit on Saturday night. The fiery character has moved to…
Nation’s Weak Gutted Dog Kids Warned To Get Their Act Together Or Ricky Stuart Will Light Them Up In A Live Press Conference One Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s schoolyard bullies and tattle tales have been issued a firm warning by the real world over the weekend. The ultimatum, delivered by…