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Pub Trivia Team With 13 People Doesn’t Even Win — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite having a disgrace amount of people on their team, a local pub trivia team has gone down to…
Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn’t Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An umaterialistic and perfectly content Betoota Heights father has used his birthday as an opportunity to make his family realised how humble and…
Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers…
Mum Who Doesn’t Want Judgement From The ‘iPad Baby’ Cops Forced To Carry Giant Bag Of Lego To Cafe — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As any new mum will tell you, nobody’s a better parent than people who don’t have any kids. Or, parents who’ve long forgotten…
Azealia Banks Just Doesn’t Get Origin — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the Brisbane Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has concluded that Azealia Banks just doesn’t get Origin…
Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If friends were to describe their mate Blake Renshaw, they’d all say he was a pretty normal Aussie bloke. However Blake…
Woman Who Reckons She Doesn’t Have A Nicotine Addiction Seen Getting Very Jumpy After Misplacing Vape — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today lost both an internal conflict with herself and given her boyfriend some ammunition to tease her with, after…
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn’t Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia’s millionaire club just got bigger, with Andrew Kent (49) joining its ranks after not doing anything fun for…
Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…