Local Woman Discovers Her Dodgy New Crowd Have A Very Different Interpretation Of What Jungle Juice Is — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Discovers Her Dodgy New Crowd Have A Very Different Interpretation Of What Jungle Juice Is — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A sweet summer child has this week had her views expanded after spending a Saturday night hanging out with her new crowd of…

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James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ — The Betoota Advocate
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James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The James Webb Space Telescope has made a startling discovery. It has revealed the presence of a supermassive black hole at the customer…

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NRL Star Angus Crichton Discovers A Secret Passion For Ballet After 2 Weeks In Northern England — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Star Angus Crichton Discovers A Secret Passion For Ballet After 2 Weeks In Northern England — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 Rugby League World Cup continues in Northern England, Australia’s premiere NRL stars are growing used to staying in hotels that…

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António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate
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António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global….

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Local Woman Searching For Lost Item Under Bed Discovers Where All Her DIY Nose Plugs Disappeared To — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to a random hay fever attack, those who suffer from the sniffles can concur that it usually happens at the…

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David Littleproud Discovers Secret Rum Cellar Beneath Nationals Leader's Office — The Betoota Advocate
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David Littleproud Discovers Secret Rum Cellar Beneath Nationals Leader’s Office — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader David Littleproud is slowly putting jigsaw pieces together in his head today after falling through the floor…

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